Bag Secured Crewneck

This sweater is for anyone who's ever looked at a bank and thought: “What if I just... didn’t?” When you put it on you suddenly owe a squirrel $500, your credit score vanishes and is replaced by pure audacity, and you WILL run down the street yelling “they can’t catch me if I’m emotionally unavailable!”

— Relaxed Fit
— Mid weight, 9.4 oz